Awesome Jokes

Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.

 

 

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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!

 

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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here

 

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Galileo used 2 study in small lamp. Graham bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakespeare used 2 study in street light. I don’t understand what they all do at day.

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A women prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I Pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!

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